1. Google helps, but at times, you wanna shoot it in the face
2. Yeah, I know a number's missing.

My life according to Google
Type in the following and choose the first choice.


1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Beth needs her customers and she never lets them forget that fact
i have customers? O_o


2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Beth looks like Gambit from X-men"
i do not!


3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Beth does not get enough love at home
...No comment...


4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Beth hates breaking up
....

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Beth Goes to India
have not


6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Beth Loves Bollywood
.....


8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Beth has problems
yes i do


9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Beth died in "Little Women"
I did?


10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search
Beth won't conform to the 'norm'
no i won't

11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
Beth can't pay her bills. What can she do?
...


12: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google Search:
Beth wants to play too'
... yeah